Return to Innocence

It's hard to look innocent when the guilt is written all over your face. Or stuck to your nose. It's hard to see here but that light colored goop stuck to Archer's left nostril(his left our right) is cat litter.

Archer is so like Halo it's almost like she's still here and he seems to have also inherited her sneaky gene. I was reading in the dining room while eating breakfast and could hear a soft rustling noise. Hmmm ... where's the puppy? Archer? A moment later he comes trotting into the dining room the picture of innocence with about 6 grains of cat litter stuck to his nose. "You naughty puppy!" So I told him off and went back to reading. Sure enough, a minute later I hear the same rustling only ... quieter. ARCHER! Back again with grey grains stuck to his nose, 'Yes?' Why is the cat litter accessible to the dogs? Well, I'm moving it to a new location but the cat that was having the 'peeing on the couch' issues doesn't like it when the litter box makes sudden movements. Thus I have to creep it a few inches across the floor everyday to its new location. Yes - this is a pain in the ass. And this is what Archer says to a fully exposed and occasionally unsupervised litterbox "Yummy ... cat litter."