Ah deer poop. What would we do without you?
Well, for starters we wouldn't have diarrhea in the backyard.
Also, we wouldn't be forced to stop on our walks every few minutes to dig through a foot of snow to partake in your deliciousness.
If it weren't for Leeloo's deer poop seeking nose we wouldn't really have this problem.
Deer poop is a pleasure to be shared and there's plenty for everyone.
Is it wrong of me to say I love my dogs a teeny little bit less when I see them buried head deep in snow, scarfing back the magical pellets of delight? I don't think so
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