The Madness of King George

Raimi knows not to bother Leeloo much because she is not actually ovulating and likely won't for another week. He doesn't obsess over her, he doesn't whine and carry on. Not like the love stricken puppy who is currently whining constantly with his head in my lap because he just doesn't know what to do to stop his love for Leeloo from consuming him. Last night was the first of several(I'm guessing) that will go a long way toward making me completely insane. Archer, who just can't leave Leeloo alone, spent the night in the expen. Raimi slept next to me on the bed without bothering Leeloo who was also on the bed. They had a very fitful sleep and neither behaved out of turn. Raimi knows that wasting his energy on fussing over Leeloo is pointless. When she is actually ovulating, that is when I'll want to kill the both of them, but for now I just want to kill Archer.

Right now Leeloo is in an expen looking morose, she isn't 100% clear why she's in there but the boys pacing back and forth in front of the pen should be clue enough. She is trying to remove her panties, I can hear the velcro ripping, and she is fussing with her bottom because the panties are uncomfortable. Since she doesn't have access to the boys she's ignoring Archer's pleas to be his one and only.

Archer's love is in vain but sadly Leeloo has led him on a bit. Up to now, before the incessant whining began, they could spend some time together with her in her panties and under my critical eye. However, since she started smacking Archer around and waving her pantied bum in his face all access has been denied. She wants Archer to pay her some manly attention and he's game for a little action.

So now I face another 10 days of this madness and it can only get worse from here because Archer's behaviour is pre-mature. What on earth will he be like when Leeloo is actually ready to be bred ... I'll have to whip out her chastity belt and hide the key.