Looking for Mr Right? Have I got the guy for you! Tall, muscular, athletic, with auburn hair and soulful brown eyes, this guy has it all. Gets along with everyone. Likes to cuddle and watch movies. Always up for a walk along the river bank or a meeting friends at the park. Hangs on your every word and never interrupts. Misses you like crazy when you’re gone and is always ecstatic to see you. Excellent secret keeper and confidante. Never backseat drives, loves to be with you all the time, and eats anything you cook for him.
Sadly he is unemployed and lives with his mother in a basement suite. Whines a lot. Not very smart. Fortunately he does not know how to play Dungeons & Dragons or World of Warcraft otherwise we'd be in real trouble.
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